There’s no bones about it, I’m a big fan of washing myself with warm, soapy, sudsy water. It’s a pastime of mine. Just a real feel good activity. But recently I had to make a big life decision that changed the course of my hygiene as we know it… I decided to terminate my contract […]

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Seriously, has there ever been a better, more well-rounded athlete in the world than the Night King? This guy is incredible. There’s literally nothing this undead son of a bitch can’t do. He’s a 5 tool player with the mental capacity to be a head coach and GM all wrapped into one refreshment chilling package. […]

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Pickle Rick vs. The Mom from Blow Mrs. Jung nags Pickle Rick for missing an appointment. It weakens Pickle Rick. She compares him to the prized cucumber that Mr. Jung grew in the side yard just to show Pickle Rick the potential he hasn’t lived up to. Pickle Rick’s HP further depleates. She then calls […]

Read More Pickle Rick vs. The Most Famous Villains of My Brain

There have been approximately infinity articles about Lavar Ball in the last year, so I don’t wanna make this whole thing about him. HOWEVA, I must admit that as I was watching him pull his AAU team off the court the other day for like the 20th time it dawned on me…I have SO many […]

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