I’m gonna go ahead and keep this one fairly simple – how the hell do you not spend a million dollars at the bar? I’m the first guy to admit that I’m not exactly a high roller. When my fridge isn’t completely empty the only things in it are some sour milk and half a […]

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  What’s the deal with finals week? Everyone acts like Butters in the South Park episode where Cartman convinces him the world ended. Freak outs all over the place.  Maybe I’m Louis Braille on this one, but I just don’t see the hype… Now I do realize that maybe I’m the weirdo here. People always […]

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